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D’après la micro bio, c’est un gars de 29 ans qui vit avec son père de 73 et qui note ces petites phrases …
J’avoue que j’ai bien ri. Voici un petit assortiment :
“You look just like Stephen Hawking…Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?… Fine. Forget I said it.”
“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”
“If mom calls, tell her I’m shitting… Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit.”
“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain’t spitting it out.”
“Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked.”
A lire absolument.
Pierre
